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*: Ni kwakundi tu ku bijyanye n’imvugo yanjye… abataba I Kigali cyangwa abatamenyereye sirikwi (circuits) mbamo amagambo amwe n’amwe ashobora kubacanga (kubayobera) ariko nkuko nabibemereye nta ribi (nta kibazo) nzajya ngenda nyabasobanurira mbonereho no kubigisha imvugo (Jargon - slang) y’abatawuneri (towners - abanyamujyi) kugira ngo hatazagira ubaragira (ubabeshya)…sibyo wangu ? (nshuti zanjye?)
Bite se wangu? Nizere ko mumeze bon, nanjye ndaho ndatigita tu kama kawa. Man, ubu noneho nta nduru, nanjye naragafashe hari umukire wampaye imbehe ye ubu nirirwa ndi kuwukata mu ma dilu ya Bosi. Bituma rero ngenda nkurura izo ku ma striti ya Keji Eli, ni nazo ngira ngo tugewuke kidogo.
Umva, nanjye ndi uwo mu dusaka ariko igihe maze mu murwa sinkiri indage, narizungereje ubu nanjye ndashona akajya mbere ngo ni agaki… Bivuze ngo; ndayoka kuri swagga nakubwira izemeza n’izikemesha!… Aha ndavuga kuri nyirazo no ku bandi! Abaviye bo bazakubwira ko hari n’izica umuco nyarwanda, kandi kweli hari aho usanga ari byo… Hum?
Nawe se… Man, musigaye mubona utu Mini aba dada basigaye bambara ku duhene? Kwanza nsigaye mbona n’aba mere bamwe na bamwe zavuyeho badutsapye ubona nta noma bifitiye kabisa! Njye birancanga iyo mbibonye, kandi sinibaza ko ari njye njyenyine… Gusa nirebera ibirori tu ngaturiya!
Ariko wallahi hari igihe biba ari danger! Wangu, ugasanga kabisa umu sista amaguru yose ari wazi kugeza hafi mu nda, yapfumbase motari, yibereye kuri fone nk’aho nta cyabaye kandi kila fasi abantu bataye umutwe… Hahah ! Abajama usanga indimi zabaye karavate inzehe nazo ziri gucira amazi! Abadamu n’abakecuru imihari iba yabishe koreli ari zose… Kandi sinibaza ko ari ifitina, ahubwo ngira ngo ni uko baba bumva basebejwe n’imyitwarire y’abo bari n’abadamu bagenzi babo.
Haweva, sindumva abagabo benshi babyinubira keretse ababa barangajwe n’iyo myako bakazita mu miferege cyangwa abinubira gucumuzwa nayo… Ejo bundi umutype nari mpaye lift yarambwiye ngo : « Ariko ubwo uzi kunompfeshwa ikintu, ifemba ikakwica utari bugihabwe ?! Nawe ari wowe… Man, ziriya Mini Ziricaaa ! » Warenzaho iki ?!
Ok, nk’ibisanzwe ntawe mba nshaka gucira urubanza cyangwa kwinjiriza ubusiku mu buryo ubwo aribwo bwose, gusa tu iyo mbonye izincanga imihanda sinabura kuzikurura ngo nzibazanire tuzidibetinge ! Bongo ?
Kuri izo rero… Fata censi!
Kanaka
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